I put up a
pulse Tuesday afternoon mentioning that a friend's brother had died Sunday night.
All week on facebook I've seen in my news feed or live feed that someone I know has joined one of the groups that have been created about his death. I think I've seen at least three of them but I can't be sure. Now I think I understand why people are creating and joining these groups but that really doesn't matter to me here. The important thing is that all these groups and notices on facebook have gotten me thinking about things I want done after I die.
Honestly, every time I get to thinking about death I wind up with stranger and stranger ideas of what should be done after I die. I know I've put up at least a few posts on here over the years about various ideas for my post death doings so scroll through the archives if you're that interested.
I've decided that I HATE the tradition of creating memorial groups on facebook. There is very little thought put into titles of them and thus they always wind up being cliche and that is boring and stupid and I can't stand it. When I die, I do not want any "RIP..." or "We'll Miss You..." or "You're loved..." or any groups of that sort. No, what I want if someone insists on creating a group for me is something with a name like "Finally! You're Dead..." or "You better not haunt me you dumbass!" or "See you in HELL!" or pretty much anything else that is completely politically INcorrect and horrifying. I just like putting people on edge and confusing them and I also enjoy saying things I want to say by way of some form of backwards comment and using self-deprecation. I think it would be fitting for a group in remembrance of me have that type of title.
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